How to Impress a Girl

How to Impress a Girl - Best Pick-up Lines

 

Listed below are some of the best pick-up lines that have a proven track-record of working wonders when used on chicks:

 

- It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

 

- So that’s why God rested on the seventh day! He made you! Follow-up: For the record, you’re a lot hotter than Eve. What the hell was Adam thinking?


- I’m sorry, you must be terribly exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all night. How about I buy you a drink to cool you off?


- Can you direct me to the Greek pantheon? I’m asking you because to me you look like a goddess


- Somebody please call 999 because you are making my heart race


- You must be the sun, because you give light to everything around you


- Jean-Claude Van DAMN you are HOT!


- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you


- I'll cook you dinner if you promise to cook me breakfast


- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


- "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

 

- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever


- I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I looked at you


- My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

 

 


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